Priest and Bus Driver
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them.
He motions to the priest, they go out the back door, and both hop in a jeep. Saint Peter takes the priest to about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says "This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true, guarantied." The priest says, "Oh, thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!"
St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver. They go out the front door, and get into a stretch limo. Then Saint Peter takes the bus driver to about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with about 200 rooms. St. Peter says "This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want."
The bus driver looks at St. Peter and says "Well, now, don't think I'm not grateful, but shouldn't the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn't I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?"
St. Peter just laughs and says: "The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people really prayed!"